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Sometimes I, Like Other Women of My Generation, Wish I Were A Man So I Could Pee Standing Up and Smack Bitches


Hippie chicks with bouncing tits and mediocre dope
emo boys with lacerations, hanging from a rope
Pretty girls on hardwood floors took just a little toke
Nothing nest, the gloomy girls whose eyes bleed when they smoke

and the line I had for breakfast is congealing in my veins
and when I sneeze from pollen, flowers splatter with my brains
but the same fucked up translations of my patterns all remain
In a furry hat, I shoot my eye and blink at how it's strange
that a box of scented kleenex is what sends my pain away
seven minutes, it's the third time that I've woken up today
and the sand I had for breakfast's how I'll get to be okay
from the hourglass of God, it paints by numbers of my days

a painting of my soul is like Da Vinci's first T-rex,
the Mona Lisa's retinas have socket-sucking sex
with sun, keep up that cutting and you know you'll never rest
have to leave the locker room to try to get undressed
and the knives I had for breakfast are the gills upon my arms
and the scars I built my house of are a part of quirky charm
to chase away the boogieman and keep me far from harm
till I go looking for a lover at the local prison farm

I keep my favorite memories in plastic ziploc bags
Good Time! my home phone number's every local gangster's tag
what's been pickled in my pussy could make Prozac Polly sad
cut my tits off, learn to spit and all I need is a do-rag

and the AIDS I had for dinner's chicken soup for someone's soul
and the news I had for teatime's just a kind of mind control
and the toilet bowl's new contents are sex drugs and rock and roll
so I puked up thorns in Eden, violating my parole
I was reading the james bible, and it vibed like an emcee
I was throbbing like a gangster spitting lines on MTV
If you take me back, I fucking swear I'll never disagree
I'd rather make mistakes like you than make mistakes like me
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Given 2006-05-08
Sometimes I, Like Other Women of My Generation, Wish I Were A Man So I Could Pee Standing Up and Smack Bitches is a bloody fantastic title for a poem. =adahplatha brings us a spoken word piece that's controlled by a strong rhyme scheme and a rhythm that makes you want to slam. ( Suggested by ~Mexy and Featured by `imperfect )
:iconsinnerhowl:
wow this is kickass
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:iconhands-down:
it's quirky, and hard hitting, and the rythem is superb!

It sounds so good to speak out loud, you wanna shout it from the rooftops.
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:iconthathippychick:
I loved reading this. Amazing... It just sounds amazing.
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:iconglitzygitsie:
Holy fuck.
That rocked my world.
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:icondarcy-killed-them:
:wow: i love your 'offbeat' feel
(even though it isn't)
your poem
should become a
well known prototype.
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:iconwhathefuckdoumean:
haha
i dont know what the fuck that was about
but i liked it
ok
i did know what it was about
but ill have to reread it to really get it
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:iconxxcarnationxx:
I love this.
It kind of reminds me of The Beer by Kimya Dawson.
A definite favorite.
:+fav:
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:iconravenbaraq:
~RavenBaraq Mar 25, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
I love it. It's powerful, it's elegant, it's natural, and it's hilarious. Good job. :)
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:iconsamosanervosa:
I like this a lot, although I do wish it wouldn't rhyme. but, of course, that's just my opinion. every girl wishes to be able to pee standing up every now and then, but I'd do it regardless.
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:icondesertlion:
~Desertlion Mar 2, 2008   Writer
I have good things to learn in you, my lady.
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